You spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week with these perfect strangers who quickly become more acquainted with your life than your own family and the rest of your friends. There is no escape from them because so many important things happen to you during the day, that you must share with others and they are just there to simply listen. The office aka “The Battlefield” is the perfect place to make long lasting friends or long lasting enemies, in my case in our office we have the usual “bitch” aka “Smigel” (from the lord of the rings) somehow this evil little dwarf woman makes everyone’s life a living hell, she spends her day watching everyone for any little mistake and then she reports it to our boss ( who we like to call “Big Daddy”) another abomination to society – what a waste of space in this planet this man is, but that’s beside the point. I am glad I have my co-workers to back me up and watch my back, without them the office would be literally unbearable. I like to think of this group of us that actually stick together in my office as “La Resistance” we tend to fight against the system via email and face to face and we all stand up for each other like a big Latin family. And for those of you who are reading this post, if you consider yourself the “Bitch” of your workplace? News for you – You don’t own the place so stop acting like it and If you have nothing else to do with your miserable sad excuse of life, go to the restroom and start plucking your pubic hairs and leave the rest of us the hell alone. there I said it! I needed to vent out a little bit today – it’s not a good day at the office and most members of my clan are not here today…it sucks!